Intake

Landing Page Roast Intake

Use this page as a guided intake form. Since this site is static, submit the details by email/DM/manual copy after payment.

Payment instruction: send the correct amount in ETH on Ethereum Mainnet to the address below, then include your tx hash with your intake details.

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1. Choose tier0.08 ETH standard or 0.12 ETH fast-lane.

2. Send these detailsLanding page URL, company/project name, target audience, primary CTA, current traffic source, biggest concern, and tx hash.

3. Optional contextCompetitor links, existing analytics notes, or specific questions you want covered.

4. Delivery expectationYou receive a private teardown video, annotated screenshot PDF, and top 5 fixes within 24 hours after complete intake/payment.

Copy/paste intake template

Offer: 24-Hour Landing Page Roast Tier: Standard / Fast-lane Project name: Landing page URL: Target audience: Primary CTA: Traffic source(s): Biggest problem I want reviewed: Anything to avoid focusing on: Transaction hash: Best email/DM for delivery: